Don't crash!!

Cant a guy just crash his car anymore? I mean, poor Tiger Woods. He crashes his car and now he's cheating on his wife. Man! I usually dont defend celebrities and athletes, but come on, enough already. Whatever happened to just plain 'ol crashin' your car into a tree? Does that happen anymore? Just crashing? Guess not. The poor little fuck runs into a tree and now some chick comes out of the woodwork taking about how he's been fuckin' her for the last two years. Lets say he is really cheating on his wife. So? Is it any of our business? Didn't we have a president who was fucking around of his wife? Remember that guy? Good 'ol Billy Clinton. Remember him? The cigars and the blowjobs? Ring a bell? That's another thing I worry about, all you Hilary supporters, if she cant take care of her man while he's in office, then how the fuck do you think she can take care of this sexually perverse country? Just a thought. Back to Tiger. I'm in a generous mood, for the sake of argument, lets say he is cheating on his wife. Then where was all of this before the crash. Records show it's been going on since 2007, that's two years, where were the accusations? And hey, I'm sure he is cheating on his wife, but people cheat on their spouses all the time. Actually, more like, every minute of every day, that doesn't make it rite, but that's the truth. I don't think all the attention should be on Tiger. All he did was crash his car and hook up another female. Whats new? Authorities should be investigating the mental status of his deranged wife. Bashing out the back window with a golf club? How cliche, the wife of the worlds greatest golfer breaking windows with a golf club. Do they have these thing by the front door as if their coat hangers? I don't think that's necessary for her to do that. Don't tell me she was trying to save him, she was trying to rearrange his face with that nine iron. All he did was run into a tree in his drive-way, in a very safe and expensive automobile. Leave him alone, let a man live his life.