Gun control

I support gun control if it would involve taking guns away from these white-country club, conservative-businessmen criminals who like to go hunting for amusement, while they talk about how their going to carve into this country and degrade it just a little more. Killing an animal for entertainment. Fuck, that's sad! In Aesop's Fables, there is a story called "the boys and the frogs", which goes: Some mischievous Boys were playing on the edge of a pond, and, catching sight of some Frogs swimming about in the shallow water, they began to amuse themselves by pelting them with stones, and they killed several of them.
At last one of the Frogs put his head out of the water and said, "Oh, stop! Stop! I beg of you: what is sport to you is death to us." * One man's meat is another's poison.
That's why I love to hear about animals attacking humans. I love it. I love to hear about a 13ft anaconda wrapping himself around some guys rib cage and squeezing him to death. Fuckin' love it! Or, when some family captures on their home video camera, a circus elephant going on a rampage and sending some dude flying several feet in the air with just one swing from it's trunk. The best part is when the footage shows every body screaming and pushing each other out of the way to get out of the circus tent. Once again, my favorite is when a full grown bull at a rodeo, relentlessly sinks his horn into some fuck-head cowboys lower intestine. But if I'm really lucky, then I'll get to see the bull drive his horn directly into the man's anal cavity. Jeez, that shits funny. Funny I tell you. Or, when.........Oh yeah. Gun control.
I'm tired of these self-important liberals who hide behind their children while they complain about gun safety. They say there needs to be more gun laws. In the name of their children. Weak! There is an estimated 200 million guns in this country. There is one child killed by a gun for every one million-plus guns. Which means, that is roughly 175 children under the age of ten die each year from guns. In any given year, there is one drowning of a child for every 11,000 residential pools in America. There is six million pools in this country, roughly, 550 kids under ten years old die annually by drowning. So do the math, folks. Guns dont kill people. Irresponsible, ignorant people with guns kill people. So, maybe you Volvo-driving left wings should be pressing the issue of swimming lessons, instead of gun control. 375 more kids die each year from drowning in a pool, then they to from gunplay. Until you wanna sign your child up for swimming lessons, shut the fuck up about your neighbors gun collection. I rest my case.

Lets go camping!

I couldn't believe it when I found out when most people go camping, their name is on a waiting list for a year. Then after waiting a year, they usually spent hundreds of dollars just to sleep next to a tree in Yosemite. I thought that was crazy until Black Friday rolled around, the day after Thanksgiving, when tens of thousands of Americans nation wide camp-out in parking lots, and sleep on the side of a Best Buy so they can charge thousands of dollars on their credit card for a worthless electronic device. WOW! Talk about a country over populated with well-behaved, obedient consumers.

I'm not buyin' it.

You wanna know what I'm getting real sick and tired of? I mean, real sick and fuckin' tired of. I've had it with these celebrities and city Mayors who feed homeless people on Thanksgiving so they'll look like they give two shits about these people. Do you know what I'm talking about? When ever a Mayors ratings go down, they'll wait till a Holiday so they can have their publicist contact every news and radio station to feed a hungry person. We have all seen it on t.v. The half-hearted smile they all have, giving a little homeless Hispanic boy a plate of food. How fake. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to see hungry people eat, but I'd like it a lot more if it'll be a year long activity, and not just a one day deal. However, we all know it's just for ratings. That all. Ratings. Upper class society doesn't care about homeless people. That's the truth. Why do you think they have gates around their homes? If they cared for these people, then why don't they open up their doors and give them a warm safe place to stay? Because they don't care. Antonio Villarigosa is the latest offender supporting this tradition. He's on t.v., standing in front of a homeless shelter handing out food. Poor Antonio, he thinks homeless people are only hungry on Thanksgiving. Hunger is a year around feeling these people endure. Mr. Villarigosa, it's a cute story, but I'm not buyin' it.

Red Heads!

Why does the news insist on smothering the public with mindless nonsense? Kick a ginger day! Have you seen that shit on the news? Kids getting beat up at school because they are red heads. Big fuckin' deal! What a waste of time. The most nauseous part of all this, is, how serious people are handling it. People are calling up radio stations and expressing how they feel these kids should be punished. These little 11 year olds are being influenced by some stupid message on facebook and a South Park episode about a day called national "kick a ginger day," so they go to school a bully a red head. Big wow. People are upset because the attackers are not being tried as a hate crime. It's not hate. It's little kids acting juvenile. That's all. Now you cant dislike red hair or else you'll be racist. How pathetic. Great! Just what we need. More proof of how society can't handle reality. Remember how people would joke around by saying "I'll beat you like a red headed step child." Well, it came true. The joke became a reality. Now you can't handle it? Fuckin' cry babies! I grew up in a predominantly Mexican neighborhood, I got my ass kicked for being white. Where was my coverage? I'll tell you where it was. No where. Because it's not fuckin' news, that's why. Why doesn't the news cover stories when unarmed black kids get killed by police? Or, why doesn't channel 11 cover the two cops who got arrested for having child porn on their computers? Huh? Because the media is too busy covering shit like; Zach Effron's new favorite restaurant and red heads. Man, people fuckin' suck! People have nothing better to do then sit around and worry about little red heads who get slapped around. These days, when a child's foot falls asleep at school, the parents sue the district and the media feeds off of it. You know what I say? If a child can handle the violence at home, then they should be able to handle the violence at school. How soft. This country is getting way to soft for comfort.

The network corporations should be informing us on Obama's detrimental medical plan, or, how Global Warming is a conspiracy so every American will panic and go out to buy gas friendly cars and solar energy panel's. But you know what? If you were a network criminal, you would be doing the same shit. Americans buy into the news, Americans roll over and believe everything the t.v. tells them. With no questions asked. The politicians say something and make up some new absurd epidemic because they know the media will back them up and shove it your face, all day, every day, until you cave in and do what they say. The politicians and the media controls you, it conforms you and strips you of all individuality. And you let them. Just another example of America's downfall.

High school.

High school was fairly easy for me. I never had problems making friends, and I never had problems making problems. I knew what I had to do and I did it. Well, kinda.
I didn't need to play a sport to secure my manhood, and I didn't need a minor scholastic achievement to boost my self esteem. I earned my C's, did my time, received my worthless diploma then I got the fuck off campus. High school was only a social experiment for me. Not a life planning program.
Wanna know what group of people who should be put to sleep? These teachers who complain about how they are under paid. Are they kidding? They're under qualified! Eight out of ten teachers teach a subject of which they did not major in college. The school district only hires them because they were under staffed. Not for their valuable expertise. And we should pay more taxes for these fuck heads? All they do is read from a teachers handbook. They don't know what they are talking about. Why do you think your teacher was always calling on you to answer questions that they should be providing you with? I've always questioned the teachers reading ability. Remember they would always give each student a paragraph to read? However, our youth isn't learning shit. It's fucked up out there. Just look around. The streets are full of run away teens, full of 17 year old drop outs walking home in McDonald's uniforms. The drug and the tattoo industries are the fastest growing business in this country rite now. It doesn't take intelligence to permanently mark your flesh and fry your brain. Does it? I'm just sayin'. So, maybe, just maybe, it's not the youth who sucks. Maybe something else sucks around here. Like, the educational program in this country. Just a thought.

Cats, Dogs, Men,Women

I'm going to point out the similarities between women and cats, and men and dogs. I'll also point out the differences from men and women.
I've never been a big fan of dogs. I don't dislike them, I just can't stand them. Difference. Alright. Dogs are not very smart. And don't give me this shit about how smart they are because the are easily trained. They are easily influenced by humans, not easily trained just because you teach them to roll over and play dead. That sounds like an informant to me. A snitch. Dog is mans best friend. Well duh! Don't we share alot in common? Dogs chase their own tail. Men chase tail. Dogs are territorial. Men will physically injure you if you look at his girlfriend. Dogs have no sense of time or direction. Men are always asking for the time and direction. A dog can be running down the hallway to his bowl of food then suddenly stop to lick his balls, and after a few minutes of doing that,when he's finished, he will forget what his mission was. Men can barely feed themselves without female assistance. Dogs are always looking for food, always humping your leg and always searching for a place to sleep. Man gets home from work, all he want to do is eat, fuck then sleep. Have you noticed that? Dogs and men are always hungry and horny. And we wonder why women call us dogs. Duh? Can't you see the symbolic message they are sending? Dogs are more likely to attack a human than cats are. Men get in alot more fight with each other than women do. Dogs are dependant on human assistance. Men depend on female assistance. Dogs run away from home. Men do to. Dogs cant survive on the streets as long as cats because of lack of survival instinct. Men don't live as long as women. That's a scientific fact. Cats can endure more torture than dogs. Women go through far more medical pain than men. Women go through giving birth, periods, menopause, ovarian cancer, breast cancer, menstrual cycle, hot flashes, miscarriages, and worst of all, putting up with the male gender. Females are by far the stronger gender. By far.
I have a particular liking for cats. Cats are independent, mysterious, ambitious, they have great hunting and survival skills and they nurture the wounded. Women are more independent of the two genders. Women are mysterious because men are always complaining about how they "don't know if she likes me." Women are ambitious because when they want something, they get it. They don't give up until they are victorious. Men give up all the time. Men have higher suicide rate. Women are, hands down, better hunters than men. A single mother will make sure her young has a full stomach before they go to bed. My mother is living proof. Female humans have far better survival skills that male humans. Do doubt. Women's biological chances of dieing sooner that men are greater, but yet, statistics show, women live longer in age. Women love and nurture all living things. Men kill and destroy livings thing for fun. Who do think is responsible for nuclear warfare, the ozone layer, world pollution, our DNA in outer space, rockets, missiles, bombs, guns, and every war in the history of human civilization? Let me help you out. It's not the gender of our mother's, sister's, grandma's and girlfriends. I'll tell you that much. When cats leave home, they always come home and they protect their young at all cost. Most mothers will always come home to her children, she will most likely never leave them. A mother will fight to the death to protect her children. Because, let me tel you folks, you do not want to fuck with my mothers cubs. Trust. Men leave their family and children all the time. I do not dispute the belief that if God exists, than it must be a man. A female God will not tolerate this out come. Women are the solid foundation for human life. Women can survive without men. Men can't survive without women. If women were running this world, we would be a whole lot closer to world peace. Please believe it.
I will end this note by saying I am not a feminist for all you civic-minded people. I think outside the box. And I form my own opinion on life.

It's not news part 2.

The news is full of shit. We all know that. I have certain rules I follow. I never believe anything the tabloids and the news media tells me. Never. I have an intelligence and it's not to be insulted. So, I found some more bullshit that the news media criminals put together.
A child lost for five hours and found sleeping in the next door neighbors laundry room is not news. It's negligent parents who should feel lucky that some sex crazed-maniac child molester didn't come around and take him. Poor parenting skills is not news and should never be exploited by the media.
A cop stopping a liquor store robbery isn't news either. It's called a cop doing his fuckin' job. That's what they signed up for. That's what they get paid to do. I understand, it's very unlikely for a pig to do something he's getting paid for. But still, enough already. You don't hear on the news about a plumber fixing a toilet full poop. Do ya? No. So fuck a cop, and fuck him doing his job. Leave it off the air. It's not news.
Food eating contest at a state fair should never be shown on national television. It's disgusting and embarrassing that my fellow Americans behave that way. However, if it's a contest to see who can mainline the most Drano, then you got my attention. Until then, fuck a food eating contest. Gluttony is not news.
A belly-flop contest is not news at all. It's disgusting. Once again, it's humiliating and degrading to this country to show our citizens doing such activities on national television. Big fat white men jumping in a pool should never be captured on video camera. These men should be punished to the full extent of the law. Fuck belly-flop contests.
A sixth grade school teacher with the worlds larges G.I Joe action figure collection is a waste of my time, and it's not news worthy. Megan's Law should be investigating these men.
A magician setting a world record by holding his breath for a un-natural amount of time should not be on the news. It's not magic, it's not a talent. It's stupid. Breathing is a necessity. You know, oxygen? Remember that shit, oxygen? Intentionally cutting off your air is not a gift, it's flat out fuckin' stupid. Fuck David Blane!
Mailmen dressed up as Elvis Presley to up-lift people after 9/11 is meaningless. It's not news. Once again... publicity stunt! In fact, any Elvis impersonator needs to be put through extreme physical pain. When will these people get a life and let that fat junkie-greaseball rest in peace?

Leave them alone.

I'll begin by saying that I'm not a animal rights activist. And I'm not a member of PETA. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.) I'm not comfortable with liberal organizations. Or any organizations in general.
I'm not opposed to the eating of meat. I, myself, eat meat. I also don't have a problem with people wearing leather or any parts of the dead animal. Come on, if your gonna kill the poor animal, use it to it's full potential. Even ask the Hopi Indian tribe about that. You don't wanna waste perfectly good animal skin when it could support the latest fashion trend. I say, if your gonna spend hundreds even thousands of dollars on leather boots, jackets, wallets, purses, pants and gloves, why not save the animals testicles and wear it for mask on Halloween. Or, save the lower intestines and wear it like a scarf. Live a little.
I do not torture animals and I do not support the torture of animals. I like animals. I don't like seeing animals in pain. I am disgusted with city zoo's. I think it's horrible to see a tiger or a bear locked in a cage so thousands of mindless Americans can walk by with disposable cameras to take picture's of the animals mis-fortune, just because their own lives are bankrupt. As a child, I never enjoyed looking at a Koala bear eating bamboo with that empty stare in it's eyes because humans have stripped it's natural ability to explore the planet by making it a scientific experiment. Zoo's are a sophisticated form animal torture. Animals are innocent creatures. Leave 'em alone.
I have big problems with rodeo's. Big problems. However, I do enjoy watching rodeo's to see these dip shit cowboys get thrown off the bull. When I see the bull seriously injuring these people, I really wish these cowboys end up with a permanent limp, or in a wheelchair as a paraplegic. Or, in desperate need for radical reconstructive surgery. Just because these cowboys are in search of their man-hood. Fuck these cowboys. I cheer when a bull at Pamplona sinks his hoof into some European guys ribs. Or, when the bull drives his horn into the lower intestines of a shithead American tourist. That's what these tourist get for going to another country and being cruel to these bulls.
Remember when Roy, from Sigfried and Roy got moulded by the white tiger? Good. That's what he gets. I have no sympathy for shit like that. None. Nothing would have happened if that tiger was kept in it's habitat.
However, when a bug is intrusive and it enters my home, it will die. As long as it doesn't bug me. If it's not trying to share the part of the room I occupy, then it will not be harmed. But when it starts landing on my nose or if it starts buzzing over my head, then it's engaging in high risk behavior, and chances are, it will die. I have zero tolerance with insects who are a threat to my immune system. Such as spiders. I'm not havin' it when they are the size of a silver dollar or if they are marked with tropical colors. I like tropical colors. Very relaxing. But not on a spider. These creatures will be exterminated immediately. No questions asked.

Life is simple. We make it hard.

Let's talk about murder! I've mentioned before in my blogs about how I find human behavior to be disgusting and also fascinating, and how I don't believe in my specie. So, I'm going to take time to explain why I stay to myself and how I observe our society from a very safe distance. Human life is one big biological science experiment. Results: Science experiment gone tragically wrong! We're a victim of our behavior.
We are members of a specie, the only specie, who systematically and deliberately kills each other out of pleasure, justification and convenience. Since human evolution, we have been consistent at declaring war on each other. War is the ultimate form of murder. We go to war and kill one another in the name of religion, territory, pride and money. How disgusting. Do you realize, the Federal Government doesn't oppose murder, they only have a problem when an individual goes into business for themselves. Because technically, if you want to go next door and kill your neighbor for molesting your daughter, chances are, you'll end up on death row. Or check this, if you want to end our own life, and you fail at it, you'll end up in jail after you graduate form the mental institutions. However, if you want to enlist in the U.S Marines to go to Iraq and kill a little Iraqi girl, chances are, when you return home, you'll receive a metal of honor. How about this one: There is suicide watch for death row inmates to prevent them from killing themselves. In Texas, there was an inmate on death row who tried to overdose on his medicine a day before his scheduled execution, so the prison guards rushed him to the hospital and saved his life, the next day, the state of Texas executed that man. True story. Why is that? So the Federal Government can reduce chances of people doing it themselves. Our constitution doesn't want any fee-lance competition. It's bad for business. But if you ask me, I think people should be allowed to take on personal responsibility. Why should the U.S. Government have all the fun when it come to ending a human life? Now, don't tell me the topic of murder is not culturally acceptable. Because it is. Alright? The world is one big battle field. Only the strong survive. So let the best man win. As you can see, it's extremely easy for me to talk about death and murder. So when you talk to people about murder, don't confine your true emotions. Life is overrated, remember that. You'll understand that when you stop listening to the media and the bullshit they teach you in our schools. The animal kingdom only kills out of survival and fear. Never pleasure. We kill because we like to, and we feel superior to these animals. How cruel! Natural disasters haven't killed as many people as we have. Not even a fraction. Human Beings are the main source of our casualties. The truth is, there's nothing wrong with murder. Just look around. Because my specie is really good at it. It's been proven to me on many accounts. Murder is a part of life. My society taught me that!

ABC Family

Ah fuck, here we go again. Just when I thought T.V shows couldn't be more full of shit, ABC proved me wrong. The Biggest Loser is the biggest joke on this country. Who in their rite mind would want to show the rest or the world how fat and out of shape America is? Isn't that kinda embarrassing? Dating In The Dark is finally off the air. Thank God for that. Dating in the dark on national television. Isn't that a bit desperate? The Bachelor and the Batchlorette should have been canceled about 9 seasons ago. What the hell kind of bullshit fantasy do these Americans live in? "I'm gonna go on a T.V show as a publicity stunt and I'll find the love of my life." Wrong! Dancing with the stars is false advertisement. It should be called "Dancing with struggling actors." And Chuck Liddell wonders why he cant get a fighting contract with UFC. Ya think Dancing With The Stars might have something to do with it, Chuck? Ya think? American Idol has to go. I'm tired of all these cry babies who get kicked off the show. That's what competition is all about. You win some, you lose some. These contestants need to grow up and snap into reality. Sorry about my long ass introduction to this blog. "Find My Family." Have you heard of that shit? That's rite, it's a new ABC show that reunites long lost family members. Just what we need. Abunch of cry-baby Americans who didn't give a fuck about their family until they found a shot at their 15 minutes of fame. When will this country grow some dignity? I'm just sayin.'

Letter from a fly.

Hey there, how's it going? I'm a fly. I'll keep this short because there's a pile of dog shit out front that I want to rub my face in. Alright, there's something I wanna talk to you people about :Fly swatters. We don't like 'em, we don't need 'em, get rid of 'em. Okay? Besides, we only live for a day. Let us enjoy our 24 hours of existence. Thanks. Plus, if you don't abide by our request, then we'll fly in your nose while your sleeping. We'll even fly in your mouth. We don't give a fuck.
Yours truly, Mr. Fly.

Dont grow it out!!

Okay, listen up people. I'm gonna keep this to a minimum because it's kinda gross to think about but I really hope I get my point across. Girls, shave your armpits! Alright? Do not, I repeat, do not grow out your under arm hair, copish? It's not cute, it's not hippie, and it's not a religious belief. It's disgusting. Shick Quattro has very good ratings on their product, so apply the razor to your armpits and shave. Better yet, put that on your agenda as a regular daily activity. It's not socially acceptable for an adult female to-not engage in such activities. Now, keep it clean, keep it shaved and lets fuckin' party! Case closed.

Lets get hurt!

If you have been following my blogs and if you know me fairly well, then you might have noticed that I don't believe in the human race. I don't believe in us, just not a big fan! So, to defend that thought, I'll go on to say that I like to see people getting hurt, not emotionally, just physically. Remember, I don't like to hurt people, I just like to see these fuckin' twerps injure themselves. For instance, those rodeo fucks. Those prideful middle-America hicks who thinks it's remotely normal to jump on the back of a 1,500 pound bull and ride around on it. A bull! Okay? Bulls are powerful and much larger that people. The most entertaining part is when the bull establishes authority, and tosses the guy 15 feet in the air so his neck can stop his fall. I really start rooting for the bull when it comes back around and shoves his 11inch horn up the mans anal cavity. That's the best part. A full grown 1,500 pound pure-muscle bull is a force of nature that is not to be fucked with, alright? Does that really need to be explained?
People falling off bikes is also a good source of entertainment I like to witness. Think about it. You got this retired businessman-criminal enjoying his Sunday afternoon bike ride then it's rudely interrupted by a un-noticed small puddle of water that's on a slick surface of concrete. You know, it's one of those episodes you can almost predict. Just riding along and he slightly turns his handle bars, then....BOOM! Face plant, rite into the sidewalk. Doesn't even know what hit him. I have no remorse for shit like that, I just have to laugh. More to come.

So Selfish

Committing suicide: Voluntarily deciding to end your existence. Isn't that kinda nuts? Do you ever think about that kind of shit? I do. Well, I don't think about actually committing the act, but I think about how bizzar it is. Do you realize, every thirty seconds, someone commits suicide. That's 2,800 a day. That's one million a year. That's alot of people. Think about it this way; by the time you finish reading this, someone will kill themself. The ultimate form of feeling worthless, no good, unhappy with life, no way out etc.etc. Then.... BAM! Dead. That's intense! The most interesting part of killing yourself, is, there's so many creative ways of doing it. That's the fun part. The only sad thing is, nobody gets creative anymore, people just like to shoot themselves in the head. That's boring. I wanna hear about a politician putting rat poison in his fish taco. Or, a police officer playing Russian rulet all by himself with a loaded gun. Or, one of the Jonas Brothers deliberately overdosing off of cocaine because he broke the promise between his brothers by fucking a groupie.
You might be surprised, but I don't feel about suicide the same way most people feel about suicide. I don't see the big deal. I don't think it's a selfish act to engage in, I really don't. In fact, I think it's selfish for friends and family to expect someone to stay alive and endure the mental or physical pain they are going through. So I say, feel free. No skin off of my nose. Lets be optimistic, consider it to be population control. Planet Earth is over populated as it is, so don't hesitate, just do it. I heard jumping off of high rise buildings gets the job done. Or move to Washington, they have assisted suicide. Just an idea. My point is, if your gonna kill yourself, make sure it's worth talking about. I'm here to help.

9/11 Always Remember...

Yeah yeah yeah. Remember what?What's the significance of remembering the day when 2,948 people died? Really, think about it. How is that pleasant? Last time I checked, most normal people don't find it fun or peaceful when someone dies. Especially when almost 3,000 people die under the circumstances of jumping out of buildings and piles of concrete crushing them to death. Fuck that! I choose to forget. Just remember, when this pointless war is over, we'll forget about 9/11 2001, just like we forgot about December 7th 1941, Pearl Harbor Day. The only reason the Government want us to remember September 11th is so people will continue to support the war and the killing of innocent flesh. If the U.S Government wants us to remember national tragedies, then why aren't we instructed to remember things like; Hurricane Katrina, Columbine shootings or the Oklahoma City bombings when little children were blown up and burnt to death? Huh? It's because this country doesn't care about events that they cant declare war.