This man doesn't vote.

There are various reasons I don't vote. Fist off, voting is meaningless. Going to the voting poles is just a feeling- an illusion- that most people need to feel safe. Most people are willing to surrender a little bit of their liberty and freedom by allowing people to make the decisions for them. I choose not to vote because I don't believe in a system. The idea alone, of systems, organizations and institutions operated by men is frightening to me. Frankly, I am not bothered by witnessing the social structure collapse. In all reality, I don't want to be associated with the disintegration or improvement of our society. Leave me out of it. Another reason I don't vote is because I'm not comfortable with the fact that these socialists think they can sucker me into this; 'voting-as-a-civic-duty-idea.' Fuck that! It's a waste of time. The only accomplishment voting has is putting people under the illusion that it has a positive outcome on society. In my opinion; it doesn't. Voting separates people, forms groups and turns people against each other. After it strips this culture of it's individuality and turns you into a brain-dead American citizen. Take my name off the list! Voting is one of the best examples of meaningless human behavior. It's one more arrogant attempt by this government to control you. I am a man who is fed up with the system, and I am tired of people trying to act logical by telling me to go out and decide on a person who is going to tell me how I'm gonna live my life. Talk about the 'Great American Downfall.' The best, most intelligent political scientist in the world doesn't have a remote chance in getting us out of this political dilemma. So who am I to think I can? People rely on voting as a sophisticated measurement on social improvement. Then, when you point out the deconstruction of society, that's when they blame it on you for not voting enough. Then they call you a bad American! Fine by me. Count me out! I am not your typical obedient, conformed American. I'm an outcast by choice. I'm an outcast because I've noticed in nature, all systems break down. There is a terminal glitch in our system which has been created by human beings. And that makes me incredibly weary of my specie. So that's why I choose not to get involved. Voting is a very pretentious attempt by the leaders of this country to control you and turn you into a mindless obedient conformist member of the American consumer culture.

Things I've questioned.

Have you ever noticed when you go to places like the mall or anywhere they have security, especially places in Downtown L.A., they usually have a 67 year old Korean lady as the security guard? Have you noticed that? I believe women can do any job a man can, but lets be practical for fuck sakes. She weighs in at 103 pounds and if you subtract 36 from her weight, then that's her age. My question is, when the shit really hits the fan, what the fuck is she gonna do? Like when three crackheads come strolling in with fully automatic weapons trying to raid the joint. What the fuck is she gonna do? She wont even stop an eleven year old trying to steal a playboy magazine. Let alone secure my safety.
I like boxing, it calls for real endurance and skill. Fuck UFC! Anyway, I've always questioned the part when the reff tells the boxers to have a safe-clean-fight. Now, when the idea of the sport is to injure your opponent to the point where they are almost pronounced clinically dead, then how are you supposed to have a safe-clean-fight? Fighting, if it's done rite, is physically imposable to be safe and clean. That's why is called fighting, and that's why most people avoid it. It's dirty and dangerous!
Alright, now we all know I don't like cops, at all. I find angry, degenerate-criminal-scumbags with semi-automatics to be the most detrimental thing to happen to contemporary society. Actually, any man with a gun is not safe. But to give a man a murder weapon who has been sworn into law enforcement and has the United States constitution backing him up is a very scary idea. In police training, these men are trained to protect the subjects head while they hog-tie him up and throw him in the cop car. We've all seen it on COPS, after they put the un-armed black guy in a head lock, after pepper spraying him and sending thousand of volts of electricity in his body with that cool little tazer gun cops like to use, they still tell him to watch his head while they shove him in the car. I've always wondered if the cops told Rodney King to watch his head after they brutalized that man. I'm sure they did. You know, It's part of their job description, standard procedure. To protect and serve. Well, they sure protected his head after they served him with the most controversial police beating of all time. And these men were found not guilty! Innocent!!! Gotta love the court system in our country, makes me feel safe.
I love to read, but not so much magazines. I find magazines to be boring and it only involves telling you how you should live your life. I don't like that. I'm counterculture. There are alot of different magazines on the market. A fuckin' lot. I've always questioned why this country requires a magazine called "walking." Fuckin' WALKING!!!! Are the lives of Americans so bankrupted we need to be reminded on something we learned during the first year of our lives? Even worse, something we do every goddamn day. Walking. Put one foot in front of the other and repeat that motion until you find your temporary destination. Umm, sounds tricky!
Maybe these are the kind of thought that prevent me from quickly growing in the corporate ladder. Just a thought!

Death penalty

The Federal Government can kill you any time they want. Don't forget that. The death penalty is fuckin' meaningless. Alright? It's fuckin' stupid. There's no point in the death penalty. I wanna know who the fuck is making up these rules? What's going on with this last meal idea? They give the inmate a meal of his choosing. Do they really think this guy cares about what he eats the day before his government kills him? He's not even going to be able to shit it out, he'll be dead before the food completes the digestive process. And their gonna make this poor guy decide on food? How meaningless. Personally, if I cant shit it out, then I'm not gonna eat it. Fuck it! Lobster or steak? Fuck you! The biggest joke is, they kill murderers. Whats up with the double standard in this country? And plus, killing a murderer is pointless, these people aren't afraid of death, that's how they got there is the first place. Engaging in murder! You know who should get the death penalty? These white-republican banking cartel-businessmen criminals who wont give loans to small business'; the people who created this recession. Also, these Enron motherfuckers who spent hundreds of thousands of our hard earned tax money for their lavish, extravagant vacations in Vegas. Kill some of those cocksuckers, then maybe -maybe- some of these upper-class republicans will get their act together and stop stealing our money. Death-row has suicide watch. Seriously. No joke! They actually keep these people alive so they can kill them. God forbid our constitution allows someone who has a scheduled death-date kill themself. Unbelievable. Who make up these rules? You might not be aware, but before they give you a lethal injection, and this true, they swab your arm with alcohol. They actually dis-infect your arm before they inject your blood-supply with lethal fluid! I know this country is overly cautious when it comes to germs, but seriously, calm down!
Where did this country get it's morals?

Thinking.

Do you ever like to just sit a stare at a tree? Stare at a tree and think. I love doing that, I really do. I like to go outside, listen to nature and look at a tree. It's great. I have personal rules that I try to follow. It's a great system I have. It doesn't involve much. I make sure 90 percent of my day consists of thinking and building my imagination, and the other 10 percent of my day actually involves doing something. One of my rules when I'm thinking, is, I make sure I don't think about anything important. I make sure I don't think about any responsibilities or anything that can cause stress. While I'm sitting and starring at a tree, I cancel out all artificial sounds; radio's, cars, horn's, police sirens and that troublesome-pesky human voice. I sit there and take it all in, the birds chirping and whistling, the wind, the leaves brushing together, I think and relax. I think it's important to take time out of your day to think. I've noticed most people lack imagination because everyone's a slave to the corporate world, everyone is so worried about their jobs, politics, money and materialistic items. I think our school districts should have the kids go out side for an hour and think, build an imagination and question what they observe. Instead sending them to school so a power control-freak teacher can lie to them about Christopher Columbus and strip them of their individuality and turn them into a soul-less obedient-conformist member of the American consumer culture.

Don't crash!!

Cant a guy just crash his car anymore? I mean, poor Tiger Woods. He crashes his car and now he's cheating on his wife. Man! I usually dont defend celebrities and athletes, but come on, enough already. Whatever happened to just plain 'ol crashin' your car into a tree? Does that happen anymore? Just crashing? Guess not. The poor little fuck runs into a tree and now some chick comes out of the woodwork taking about how he's been fuckin' her for the last two years. Lets say he is really cheating on his wife. So? Is it any of our business? Didn't we have a president who was fucking around of his wife? Remember that guy? Good 'ol Billy Clinton. Remember him? The cigars and the blowjobs? Ring a bell? That's another thing I worry about, all you Hilary supporters, if she cant take care of her man while he's in office, then how the fuck do you think she can take care of this sexually perverse country? Just a thought. Back to Tiger. I'm in a generous mood, for the sake of argument, lets say he is cheating on his wife. Then where was all of this before the crash. Records show it's been going on since 2007, that's two years, where were the accusations? And hey, I'm sure he is cheating on his wife, but people cheat on their spouses all the time. Actually, more like, every minute of every day, that doesn't make it rite, but that's the truth. I don't think all the attention should be on Tiger. All he did was crash his car and hook up another female. Whats new? Authorities should be investigating the mental status of his deranged wife. Bashing out the back window with a golf club? How cliche, the wife of the worlds greatest golfer breaking windows with a golf club. Do they have these thing by the front door as if their coat hangers? I don't think that's necessary for her to do that. Don't tell me she was trying to save him, she was trying to rearrange his face with that nine iron. All he did was run into a tree in his drive-way, in a very safe and expensive automobile. Leave him alone, let a man live his life.

Cops

Los Angeles city council want to make "cop talk" easier to understand in L.A's police department. They say it's too difficult to understand with all the codes they use. So they want to make "cop talk" more direct. But if you ask me, it doesn't take a political scientist or a English professor to understand what cops are up to when they say, "lets kill that un-armed black kid," or " lets shake down a drug dealer, so we can have some crack for our own personal use." That sounds quite direct if you ask me. And yes, cops do it all the time. The news just doesn't tell you about it.
Now that I'm on the topic of cops, I'll go on to say; Fuck the cops. I know what your thinking, "oh no, he's not gonna talk bad about cops on the Internet, is he? Yes I am. Bet your sweet little ass I am. Fuck the goddamn cops. The last thing our society needs is a group of angry, degenerate slobs, running around with guns like a bunch of vigilante cowboys. Brainwashed, Government programmed robots in uniforms, equipped with murder weapons is not safe. It's scary and extremely uncomfortable to know our lives are at the hands of these loser-criminals. The reality is, cops don't prevent crime, they produce it. Crime rate is back up since the 90's. Because police departments hires 21 year old little boys. Un-experienced, criminally minded young boys in desperate search for their manhood. Cops are the mascot for the disintegration of our culture. All you need is a high school diploma and marijuana-free to get hired in law enforcement. Cops commit perjury and do drugs every day. They get away with it because the cops, judges, D.A's, public defenders and lawyers jack each other off. It's one big homosexual fuck-fest in the world of law. I bet most cops don't even know the first amendment, that's why their always putting you in handcuffs for practicing it. Police officers are over paid, all they do is drive around in a car with some one in the back seat. Big deal. Taxi drivers do the same shit. The only difference is, cops have a copper badge so it'll make their crimes go un-noticed. Believe it of not, Mike Corona is my latest personal hero. He was Orange County's head Sheriff until he got busted for racketeering. He stole money from the department and he lied under oath. Proves my theory. Cops are bad-bad- people who must be stopped. Fuck the cops!

Gun control

I support gun control if it would involve taking guns away from these white-country club, conservative-businessmen criminals who like to go hunting for amusement, while they talk about how their going to carve into this country and degrade it just a little more. Killing an animal for entertainment. Fuck, that's sad! In Aesop's Fables, there is a story called "the boys and the frogs", which goes: Some mischievous Boys were playing on the edge of a pond, and, catching sight of some Frogs swimming about in the shallow water, they began to amuse themselves by pelting them with stones, and they killed several of them.
At last one of the Frogs put his head out of the water and said, "Oh, stop! Stop! I beg of you: what is sport to you is death to us." * One man's meat is another's poison.
That's why I love to hear about animals attacking humans. I love it. I love to hear about a 13ft anaconda wrapping himself around some guys rib cage and squeezing him to death. Fuckin' love it! Or, when some family captures on their home video camera, a circus elephant going on a rampage and sending some dude flying several feet in the air with just one swing from it's trunk. The best part is when the footage shows every body screaming and pushing each other out of the way to get out of the circus tent. Once again, my favorite is when a full grown bull at a rodeo, relentlessly sinks his horn into some fuck-head cowboys lower intestine. But if I'm really lucky, then I'll get to see the bull drive his horn directly into the man's anal cavity. Jeez, that shits funny. Funny I tell you. Or, when.........Oh yeah. Gun control.
I'm tired of these self-important liberals who hide behind their children while they complain about gun safety. They say there needs to be more gun laws. In the name of their children. Weak! There is an estimated 200 million guns in this country. There is one child killed by a gun for every one million-plus guns. Which means, that is roughly 175 children under the age of ten die each year from guns. In any given year, there is one drowning of a child for every 11,000 residential pools in America. There is six million pools in this country, roughly, 550 kids under ten years old die annually by drowning. So do the math, folks. Guns dont kill people. Irresponsible, ignorant people with guns kill people. So, maybe you Volvo-driving left wings should be pressing the issue of swimming lessons, instead of gun control. 375 more kids die each year from drowning in a pool, then they to from gunplay. Until you wanna sign your child up for swimming lessons, shut the fuck up about your neighbors gun collection. I rest my case.

Lets go camping!

I couldn't believe it when I found out when most people go camping, their name is on a waiting list for a year. Then after waiting a year, they usually spent hundreds of dollars just to sleep next to a tree in Yosemite. I thought that was crazy until Black Friday rolled around, the day after Thanksgiving, when tens of thousands of Americans nation wide camp-out in parking lots, and sleep on the side of a Best Buy so they can charge thousands of dollars on their credit card for a worthless electronic device. WOW! Talk about a country over populated with well-behaved, obedient consumers.

I'm not buyin' it.

You wanna know what I'm getting real sick and tired of? I mean, real sick and fuckin' tired of. I've had it with these celebrities and city Mayors who feed homeless people on Thanksgiving so they'll look like they give two shits about these people. Do you know what I'm talking about? When ever a Mayors ratings go down, they'll wait till a Holiday so they can have their publicist contact every news and radio station to feed a hungry person. We have all seen it on t.v. The half-hearted smile they all have, giving a little homeless Hispanic boy a plate of food. How fake. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to see hungry people eat, but I'd like it a lot more if it'll be a year long activity, and not just a one day deal. However, we all know it's just for ratings. That all. Ratings. Upper class society doesn't care about homeless people. That's the truth. Why do you think they have gates around their homes? If they cared for these people, then why don't they open up their doors and give them a warm safe place to stay? Because they don't care. Antonio Villarigosa is the latest offender supporting this tradition. He's on t.v., standing in front of a homeless shelter handing out food. Poor Antonio, he thinks homeless people are only hungry on Thanksgiving. Hunger is a year around feeling these people endure. Mr. Villarigosa, it's a cute story, but I'm not buyin' it.

Red Heads!

Why does the news insist on smothering the public with mindless nonsense? Kick a ginger day! Have you seen that shit on the news? Kids getting beat up at school because they are red heads. Big fuckin' deal! What a waste of time. The most nauseous part of all this, is, how serious people are handling it. People are calling up radio stations and expressing how they feel these kids should be punished. These little 11 year olds are being influenced by some stupid message on facebook and a South Park episode about a day called national "kick a ginger day," so they go to school a bully a red head. Big wow. People are upset because the attackers are not being tried as a hate crime. It's not hate. It's little kids acting juvenile. That's all. Now you cant dislike red hair or else you'll be racist. How pathetic. Great! Just what we need. More proof of how society can't handle reality. Remember how people would joke around by saying "I'll beat you like a red headed step child." Well, it came true. The joke became a reality. Now you can't handle it? Fuckin' cry babies! I grew up in a predominantly Mexican neighborhood, I got my ass kicked for being white. Where was my coverage? I'll tell you where it was. No where. Because it's not fuckin' news, that's why. Why doesn't the news cover stories when unarmed black kids get killed by police? Or, why doesn't channel 11 cover the two cops who got arrested for having child porn on their computers? Huh? Because the media is too busy covering shit like; Zach Effron's new favorite restaurant and red heads. Man, people fuckin' suck! People have nothing better to do then sit around and worry about little red heads who get slapped around. These days, when a child's foot falls asleep at school, the parents sue the district and the media feeds off of it. You know what I say? If a child can handle the violence at home, then they should be able to handle the violence at school. How soft. This country is getting way to soft for comfort.

The network corporations should be informing us on Obama's detrimental medical plan, or, how Global Warming is a conspiracy so every American will panic and go out to buy gas friendly cars and solar energy panel's. But you know what? If you were a network criminal, you would be doing the same shit. Americans buy into the news, Americans roll over and believe everything the t.v. tells them. With no questions asked. The politicians say something and make up some new absurd epidemic because they know the media will back them up and shove it your face, all day, every day, until you cave in and do what they say. The politicians and the media controls you, it conforms you and strips you of all individuality. And you let them. Just another example of America's downfall.

High school.

High school was fairly easy for me. I never had problems making friends, and I never had problems making problems. I knew what I had to do and I did it. Well, kinda.
I didn't need to play a sport to secure my manhood, and I didn't need a minor scholastic achievement to boost my self esteem. I earned my C's, did my time, received my worthless diploma then I got the fuck off campus. High school was only a social experiment for me. Not a life planning program.
Wanna know what group of people who should be put to sleep? These teachers who complain about how they are under paid. Are they kidding? They're under qualified! Eight out of ten teachers teach a subject of which they did not major in college. The school district only hires them because they were under staffed. Not for their valuable expertise. And we should pay more taxes for these fuck heads? All they do is read from a teachers handbook. They don't know what they are talking about. Why do you think your teacher was always calling on you to answer questions that they should be providing you with? I've always questioned the teachers reading ability. Remember they would always give each student a paragraph to read? However, our youth isn't learning shit. It's fucked up out there. Just look around. The streets are full of run away teens, full of 17 year old drop outs walking home in McDonald's uniforms. The drug and the tattoo industries are the fastest growing business in this country rite now. It doesn't take intelligence to permanently mark your flesh and fry your brain. Does it? I'm just sayin'. So, maybe, just maybe, it's not the youth who sucks. Maybe something else sucks around here. Like, the educational program in this country. Just a thought.

Cats, Dogs, Men,Women

I'm going to point out the similarities between women and cats, and men and dogs. I'll also point out the differences from men and women.
I've never been a big fan of dogs. I don't dislike them, I just can't stand them. Difference. Alright. Dogs are not very smart. And don't give me this shit about how smart they are because the are easily trained. They are easily influenced by humans, not easily trained just because you teach them to roll over and play dead. That sounds like an informant to me. A snitch. Dog is mans best friend. Well duh! Don't we share alot in common? Dogs chase their own tail. Men chase tail. Dogs are territorial. Men will physically injure you if you look at his girlfriend. Dogs have no sense of time or direction. Men are always asking for the time and direction. A dog can be running down the hallway to his bowl of food then suddenly stop to lick his balls, and after a few minutes of doing that,when he's finished, he will forget what his mission was. Men can barely feed themselves without female assistance. Dogs are always looking for food, always humping your leg and always searching for a place to sleep. Man gets home from work, all he want to do is eat, fuck then sleep. Have you noticed that? Dogs and men are always hungry and horny. And we wonder why women call us dogs. Duh? Can't you see the symbolic message they are sending? Dogs are more likely to attack a human than cats are. Men get in alot more fight with each other than women do. Dogs are dependant on human assistance. Men depend on female assistance. Dogs run away from home. Men do to. Dogs cant survive on the streets as long as cats because of lack of survival instinct. Men don't live as long as women. That's a scientific fact. Cats can endure more torture than dogs. Women go through far more medical pain than men. Women go through giving birth, periods, menopause, ovarian cancer, breast cancer, menstrual cycle, hot flashes, miscarriages, and worst of all, putting up with the male gender. Females are by far the stronger gender. By far.
I have a particular liking for cats. Cats are independent, mysterious, ambitious, they have great hunting and survival skills and they nurture the wounded. Women are more independent of the two genders. Women are mysterious because men are always complaining about how they "don't know if she likes me." Women are ambitious because when they want something, they get it. They don't give up until they are victorious. Men give up all the time. Men have higher suicide rate. Women are, hands down, better hunters than men. A single mother will make sure her young has a full stomach before they go to bed. My mother is living proof. Female humans have far better survival skills that male humans. Do doubt. Women's biological chances of dieing sooner that men are greater, but yet, statistics show, women live longer in age. Women love and nurture all living things. Men kill and destroy livings thing for fun. Who do think is responsible for nuclear warfare, the ozone layer, world pollution, our DNA in outer space, rockets, missiles, bombs, guns, and every war in the history of human civilization? Let me help you out. It's not the gender of our mother's, sister's, grandma's and girlfriends. I'll tell you that much. When cats leave home, they always come home and they protect their young at all cost. Most mothers will always come home to her children, she will most likely never leave them. A mother will fight to the death to protect her children. Because, let me tel you folks, you do not want to fuck with my mothers cubs. Trust. Men leave their family and children all the time. I do not dispute the belief that if God exists, than it must be a man. A female God will not tolerate this out come. Women are the solid foundation for human life. Women can survive without men. Men can't survive without women. If women were running this world, we would be a whole lot closer to world peace. Please believe it.
I will end this note by saying I am not a feminist for all you civic-minded people. I think outside the box. And I form my own opinion on life.

It's not news part 2.

The news is full of shit. We all know that. I have certain rules I follow. I never believe anything the tabloids and the news media tells me. Never. I have an intelligence and it's not to be insulted. So, I found some more bullshit that the news media criminals put together.
A child lost for five hours and found sleeping in the next door neighbors laundry room is not news. It's negligent parents who should feel lucky that some sex crazed-maniac child molester didn't come around and take him. Poor parenting skills is not news and should never be exploited by the media.
A cop stopping a liquor store robbery isn't news either. It's called a cop doing his fuckin' job. That's what they signed up for. That's what they get paid to do. I understand, it's very unlikely for a pig to do something he's getting paid for. But still, enough already. You don't hear on the news about a plumber fixing a toilet full poop. Do ya? No. So fuck a cop, and fuck him doing his job. Leave it off the air. It's not news.
Food eating contest at a state fair should never be shown on national television. It's disgusting and embarrassing that my fellow Americans behave that way. However, if it's a contest to see who can mainline the most Drano, then you got my attention. Until then, fuck a food eating contest. Gluttony is not news.
A belly-flop contest is not news at all. It's disgusting. Once again, it's humiliating and degrading to this country to show our citizens doing such activities on national television. Big fat white men jumping in a pool should never be captured on video camera. These men should be punished to the full extent of the law. Fuck belly-flop contests.
A sixth grade school teacher with the worlds larges G.I Joe action figure collection is a waste of my time, and it's not news worthy. Megan's Law should be investigating these men.
A magician setting a world record by holding his breath for a un-natural amount of time should not be on the news. It's not magic, it's not a talent. It's stupid. Breathing is a necessity. You know, oxygen? Remember that shit, oxygen? Intentionally cutting off your air is not a gift, it's flat out fuckin' stupid. Fuck David Blane!
Mailmen dressed up as Elvis Presley to up-lift people after 9/11 is meaningless. It's not news. Once again... publicity stunt! In fact, any Elvis impersonator needs to be put through extreme physical pain. When will these people get a life and let that fat junkie-greaseball rest in peace?

Leave them alone.

I'll begin by saying that I'm not a animal rights activist. And I'm not a member of PETA. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.) I'm not comfortable with liberal organizations. Or any organizations in general.
I'm not opposed to the eating of meat. I, myself, eat meat. I also don't have a problem with people wearing leather or any parts of the dead animal. Come on, if your gonna kill the poor animal, use it to it's full potential. Even ask the Hopi Indian tribe about that. You don't wanna waste perfectly good animal skin when it could support the latest fashion trend. I say, if your gonna spend hundreds even thousands of dollars on leather boots, jackets, wallets, purses, pants and gloves, why not save the animals testicles and wear it for mask on Halloween. Or, save the lower intestines and wear it like a scarf. Live a little.
I do not torture animals and I do not support the torture of animals. I like animals. I don't like seeing animals in pain. I am disgusted with city zoo's. I think it's horrible to see a tiger or a bear locked in a cage so thousands of mindless Americans can walk by with disposable cameras to take picture's of the animals mis-fortune, just because their own lives are bankrupt. As a child, I never enjoyed looking at a Koala bear eating bamboo with that empty stare in it's eyes because humans have stripped it's natural ability to explore the planet by making it a scientific experiment. Zoo's are a sophisticated form animal torture. Animals are innocent creatures. Leave 'em alone.
I have big problems with rodeo's. Big problems. However, I do enjoy watching rodeo's to see these dip shit cowboys get thrown off the bull. When I see the bull seriously injuring these people, I really wish these cowboys end up with a permanent limp, or in a wheelchair as a paraplegic. Or, in desperate need for radical reconstructive surgery. Just because these cowboys are in search of their man-hood. Fuck these cowboys. I cheer when a bull at Pamplona sinks his hoof into some European guys ribs. Or, when the bull drives his horn into the lower intestines of a shithead American tourist. That's what these tourist get for going to another country and being cruel to these bulls.
Remember when Roy, from Sigfried and Roy got moulded by the white tiger? Good. That's what he gets. I have no sympathy for shit like that. None. Nothing would have happened if that tiger was kept in it's habitat.
However, when a bug is intrusive and it enters my home, it will die. As long as it doesn't bug me. If it's not trying to share the part of the room I occupy, then it will not be harmed. But when it starts landing on my nose or if it starts buzzing over my head, then it's engaging in high risk behavior, and chances are, it will die. I have zero tolerance with insects who are a threat to my immune system. Such as spiders. I'm not havin' it when they are the size of a silver dollar or if they are marked with tropical colors. I like tropical colors. Very relaxing. But not on a spider. These creatures will be exterminated immediately. No questions asked.

Life is simple. We make it hard.

Let's talk about murder! I've mentioned before in my blogs about how I find human behavior to be disgusting and also fascinating, and how I don't believe in my specie. So, I'm going to take time to explain why I stay to myself and how I observe our society from a very safe distance. Human life is one big biological science experiment. Results: Science experiment gone tragically wrong! We're a victim of our behavior.
We are members of a specie, the only specie, who systematically and deliberately kills each other out of pleasure, justification and convenience. Since human evolution, we have been consistent at declaring war on each other. War is the ultimate form of murder. We go to war and kill one another in the name of religion, territory, pride and money. How disgusting. Do you realize, the Federal Government doesn't oppose murder, they only have a problem when an individual goes into business for themselves. Because technically, if you want to go next door and kill your neighbor for molesting your daughter, chances are, you'll end up on death row. Or check this, if you want to end our own life, and you fail at it, you'll end up in jail after you graduate form the mental institutions. However, if you want to enlist in the U.S Marines to go to Iraq and kill a little Iraqi girl, chances are, when you return home, you'll receive a metal of honor. How about this one: There is suicide watch for death row inmates to prevent them from killing themselves. In Texas, there was an inmate on death row who tried to overdose on his medicine a day before his scheduled execution, so the prison guards rushed him to the hospital and saved his life, the next day, the state of Texas executed that man. True story. Why is that? So the Federal Government can reduce chances of people doing it themselves. Our constitution doesn't want any fee-lance competition. It's bad for business. But if you ask me, I think people should be allowed to take on personal responsibility. Why should the U.S. Government have all the fun when it come to ending a human life? Now, don't tell me the topic of murder is not culturally acceptable. Because it is. Alright? The world is one big battle field. Only the strong survive. So let the best man win. As you can see, it's extremely easy for me to talk about death and murder. So when you talk to people about murder, don't confine your true emotions. Life is overrated, remember that. You'll understand that when you stop listening to the media and the bullshit they teach you in our schools. The animal kingdom only kills out of survival and fear. Never pleasure. We kill because we like to, and we feel superior to these animals. How cruel! Natural disasters haven't killed as many people as we have. Not even a fraction. Human Beings are the main source of our casualties. The truth is, there's nothing wrong with murder. Just look around. Because my specie is really good at it. It's been proven to me on many accounts. Murder is a part of life. My society taught me that!

ABC Family

Ah fuck, here we go again. Just when I thought T.V shows couldn't be more full of shit, ABC proved me wrong. The Biggest Loser is the biggest joke on this country. Who in their rite mind would want to show the rest or the world how fat and out of shape America is? Isn't that kinda embarrassing? Dating In The Dark is finally off the air. Thank God for that. Dating in the dark on national television. Isn't that a bit desperate? The Bachelor and the Batchlorette should have been canceled about 9 seasons ago. What the hell kind of bullshit fantasy do these Americans live in? "I'm gonna go on a T.V show as a publicity stunt and I'll find the love of my life." Wrong! Dancing with the stars is false advertisement. It should be called "Dancing with struggling actors." And Chuck Liddell wonders why he cant get a fighting contract with UFC. Ya think Dancing With The Stars might have something to do with it, Chuck? Ya think? American Idol has to go. I'm tired of all these cry babies who get kicked off the show. That's what competition is all about. You win some, you lose some. These contestants need to grow up and snap into reality. Sorry about my long ass introduction to this blog. "Find My Family." Have you heard of that shit? That's rite, it's a new ABC show that reunites long lost family members. Just what we need. Abunch of cry-baby Americans who didn't give a fuck about their family until they found a shot at their 15 minutes of fame. When will this country grow some dignity? I'm just sayin.'

Letter from a fly.

Hey there, how's it going? I'm a fly. I'll keep this short because there's a pile of dog shit out front that I want to rub my face in. Alright, there's something I wanna talk to you people about :Fly swatters. We don't like 'em, we don't need 'em, get rid of 'em. Okay? Besides, we only live for a day. Let us enjoy our 24 hours of existence. Thanks. Plus, if you don't abide by our request, then we'll fly in your nose while your sleeping. We'll even fly in your mouth. We don't give a fuck.
Yours truly, Mr. Fly.

Dont grow it out!!

Okay, listen up people. I'm gonna keep this to a minimum because it's kinda gross to think about but I really hope I get my point across. Girls, shave your armpits! Alright? Do not, I repeat, do not grow out your under arm hair, copish? It's not cute, it's not hippie, and it's not a religious belief. It's disgusting. Shick Quattro has very good ratings on their product, so apply the razor to your armpits and shave. Better yet, put that on your agenda as a regular daily activity. It's not socially acceptable for an adult female to-not engage in such activities. Now, keep it clean, keep it shaved and lets fuckin' party! Case closed.

Lets get hurt!

If you have been following my blogs and if you know me fairly well, then you might have noticed that I don't believe in the human race. I don't believe in us, just not a big fan! So, to defend that thought, I'll go on to say that I like to see people getting hurt, not emotionally, just physically. Remember, I don't like to hurt people, I just like to see these fuckin' twerps injure themselves. For instance, those rodeo fucks. Those prideful middle-America hicks who thinks it's remotely normal to jump on the back of a 1,500 pound bull and ride around on it. A bull! Okay? Bulls are powerful and much larger that people. The most entertaining part is when the bull establishes authority, and tosses the guy 15 feet in the air so his neck can stop his fall. I really start rooting for the bull when it comes back around and shoves his 11inch horn up the mans anal cavity. That's the best part. A full grown 1,500 pound pure-muscle bull is a force of nature that is not to be fucked with, alright? Does that really need to be explained?
People falling off bikes is also a good source of entertainment I like to witness. Think about it. You got this retired businessman-criminal enjoying his Sunday afternoon bike ride then it's rudely interrupted by a un-noticed small puddle of water that's on a slick surface of concrete. You know, it's one of those episodes you can almost predict. Just riding along and he slightly turns his handle bars, then....BOOM! Face plant, rite into the sidewalk. Doesn't even know what hit him. I have no remorse for shit like that, I just have to laugh. More to come.

So Selfish

Committing suicide: Voluntarily deciding to end your existence. Isn't that kinda nuts? Do you ever think about that kind of shit? I do. Well, I don't think about actually committing the act, but I think about how bizzar it is. Do you realize, every thirty seconds, someone commits suicide. That's 2,800 a day. That's one million a year. That's alot of people. Think about it this way; by the time you finish reading this, someone will kill themself. The ultimate form of feeling worthless, no good, unhappy with life, no way out etc.etc. Then.... BAM! Dead. That's intense! The most interesting part of killing yourself, is, there's so many creative ways of doing it. That's the fun part. The only sad thing is, nobody gets creative anymore, people just like to shoot themselves in the head. That's boring. I wanna hear about a politician putting rat poison in his fish taco. Or, a police officer playing Russian rulet all by himself with a loaded gun. Or, one of the Jonas Brothers deliberately overdosing off of cocaine because he broke the promise between his brothers by fucking a groupie.
You might be surprised, but I don't feel about suicide the same way most people feel about suicide. I don't see the big deal. I don't think it's a selfish act to engage in, I really don't. In fact, I think it's selfish for friends and family to expect someone to stay alive and endure the mental or physical pain they are going through. So I say, feel free. No skin off of my nose. Lets be optimistic, consider it to be population control. Planet Earth is over populated as it is, so don't hesitate, just do it. I heard jumping off of high rise buildings gets the job done. Or move to Washington, they have assisted suicide. Just an idea. My point is, if your gonna kill yourself, make sure it's worth talking about. I'm here to help.

9/11 Always Remember...

Yeah yeah yeah. Remember what?What's the significance of remembering the day when 2,948 people died? Really, think about it. How is that pleasant? Last time I checked, most normal people don't find it fun or peaceful when someone dies. Especially when almost 3,000 people die under the circumstances of jumping out of buildings and piles of concrete crushing them to death. Fuck that! I choose to forget. Just remember, when this pointless war is over, we'll forget about 9/11 2001, just like we forgot about December 7th 1941, Pearl Harbor Day. The only reason the Government want us to remember September 11th is so people will continue to support the war and the killing of innocent flesh. If the U.S Government wants us to remember national tragedies, then why aren't we instructed to remember things like; Hurricane Katrina, Columbine shootings or the Oklahoma City bombings when little children were blown up and burnt to death? Huh? It's because this country doesn't care about events that they cant declare war.

Let 'em live....or die!

Lets talk about abortion. There is alot of stuff I don't understand about abortion on both sides. I've thought about it alot and I'm convinced that it's all stupid bullshit. I say, do what you want to do and do it, but if you don't want to do it, then don't! Stop making it every one's problem and go on with life. The conservative group who wants to make abortion illegal, is the same group who supports war. Remember war? It's when two countries have a religious or political disagreement, then they send other people's children off to die. America is good at that one. Does that ring a bell? But anyway. Am I missing something? They only care about human life for the first 18 years, then after that, fuck it, send 'em off to war! Is that's whats going on? The liberal group who supports abortion is the same group who is trying to save the trees. But what about the prosperity of humanity? Isn't that kinda important? The liberals want it to be the woman's right to choose. Okay, fine! I agree. But don't you want the fetus to grow into an intelligent beautiful woman so she can have the right to choose? Huh? Just an idea. Or maybe, just maybe, is all this abortion shit turned into abunch of people trying to control other people's lives? Here's something you Republicans and Democrats obviously never thought of- MIND YOUR OWN FUCKIN' BUSINESS!!!!

Singing and dancing shows.

Ready to hear me ramble on again? Okay, listen up people. T.V shows! Fuck!?!?! What the hell is going on with these competition shows with all the British hosts and judges? Is that really needed? These fuckin' accents. Whats it supposed to represent? Elegance? Proper? High class? Every show has them now: Dancing with the stars, So you think you can dance, American Idol. I'm tired of it! Ya see, I'm Irish, and the British has a history of invading, raping and killing my blood. They are as ruthless as the American history. I know, it's in the past, but it' still not needed on American television. These bucked-toothed long-necked hosts need to go back to their lame tea-parties. Alright, enough with that. Whats going on with these dancers? They cry more when they get good feedback from the judges and when they advance to the next level more than they cry when their told to get the fuck off stage. Nothing wrong with being emotional, but please, stop the tears and start the fuckin' performance. On, "So You Think You Can Dance," some girl came on stage, crying here eyes out, and she told the judges she cant go on with the competition any more because she got a movie contract through her agent. Seriously? I thought she was going to tell them the reason is because she was diagnosed with crotch cancer. These guys start crying because they have to cut their hair because one of the judges said something about it. Stop crying and start fuckin' dancing! Oh, and one more thing. On American Idol, stop it with these bullshit preview stories about the contestants great-grandma dieing from a squirl attack so they can gain sympathy. Get rid of it. And these hott ass wives trying to get sympathy points before they sing by bringing in a picture of their G.I Joe husband who got deployed to Iraq needs to stop. Did he die in Iraq yet? No!?!? Then shut the fuck up and sing a fuckin' song. Okay, I'm done!

Remember?

Do you ever get bored and just let your mind drift off, then start thinking about what people have done to each other in the history of mankind? Here's some of the murderous activities we've engaged in and the people who have done it. (in no particular order.) Do you remember? The Holocaust- Genocide- Ethnic cleansing- Vietnam War- Persian Gulf War- Hiroshima- Hitler- Stallin- Mussolini- Genocide in Rwanda- WWI- WWII- Korean War- Russian Revolution- Slavery- Invasion of the Indians- Atomic bomb- The Mexican War- The Cold War- The Italian Mafia- The Mexican Mafia- Russian Mafia- Asian Mafia- Serial killers, Ted Bundy, Jeffery Dahmer, and the night stalker Richard Ramirez- Serial rapist- O.J Simpson- Assassination of MLk Jr.- Assassination of JFk- Assassination of Abraham Lincoln- Corruption in North Korea- December 7th 1941- September 11th 2001- The North Hollywood shootout- British invasion of the Irish- The Berlin Wall- Mexican Revolution- Fidel Castro- The murder of Jon Benet Ramsey- The abduction of Elizabeth Smart- The Oklahoma City Bombing- The Columbine shootings- Virginia Tech shootings- The beating of Rodney King- the L.A. Riots- The beating of Reginal Denny- The making of Meth, Heroin and Cocaine- Nuclear Warfare- Bombings in Iraq, Labia, Grenada and Panama- Corrupt Dictatorship- Torture- Hatred- Police brutality- Animal torture- Child molestation- Spousal abuse- Child abuse- Pornography- Sex slaves (red light districts)- The Ku Klux Klan- Street gangs- Alqueta, and the fuckin Tella Tubie's. We were not supposed to happen. Poor Planet Earth!

It's not news!

I'm going to go over some stuff that the news media feeds us and I'll explain why it doesn't deserve coverage:
Retired athletes putting on a walk for the fight against hunger is not news. It's a publicity stunt. You know how you fight against hunger? You give a hungry person food! You deliver canned food to economically disadvantaged neighborhoods. You don't have your publicist contact every news station before you go on a walk. Walking doesn't do shit for hungry people. Publicity stunts are never news.
Drive-by shootings don't count as news either. News means NEW. Drive-by shootings happen everyday. Besides, it's most likely the cops doing these shootings for job security. Cops are the biggest criminals that society has to offer. Fuck the cops!
A man asking his girlfriend to marry him in an airplane by having her look out the window at a big sign that says "will you marry?" is a waste of my time and it's definitely not news. It's a bored man going to desperate levels to be a member of the institution of marriage. Now, if the plane crashes after she says yes, then I'll stop whatever I'm doing to watch the ten o'clock news.
An old person celebrating their 100th birthday is not news. It's sad. It's a devastating reminder of how long I'll be paying taxes on medicare.
Miley Cyrus quitting twitter is not fuckin' news. It's stupid. Who gives a fuck? Fuck Miley! Does this one really need to be explained? It's just a matter of time till her career plummets to the ground and she'll be forced to join the porn industry. Stop wasting my time, not that it's valuable or anything, just stop.

Protesting.

Needs to stop. Do these people actually think they are going to make a difference by standing on a street corner or in front of a building with a picket sign? Seriously, I'm tired of being bothered by these people while I'm sitting at a red light or while I'm walking in a grocery store. I might start protesting against protesting, but I guess that'll be a little contradicting. However, fuck protesting! I don't care what it's about. I don't care if it's a religious or political protest, get rid of it. Stop protesting and go home, you wont change anything. Stop protesting against the war, stop protesting against gay marriage, stop protesting abortion because this government is not going to do whats best for the public, the government is going to do whatever is financially beneficial. That's the reality we live in. Save me the grace and get the fuck outta here with this protesting shit. Acknowledge your beliefs and keep it to yourself. But if you really believe in something and insist on protesting, then demonstrate like the South Vietnam Monks- Set yourself on fire! That might be a little closer to making a statement. So, next time you go out to protest, put down the picket sign, and bring yourself some matches and gasoline. Your gonna need it.

Fanaticism.

Fanaticism- The willingness to die for an idea. That's the kind of people who we are at war with. Not people willing to die for loved one's or for their country, understood? Willing to die for an idea or a belief is far more extreme than to die for materialistic goods. We are completely distracted with cell phones, Ipod's, lifted trucks, Disneyland, sports, designer clothes, 20 inch rims and Harry Potter, we have no idea what were in store for. I don't think this government is enough prepared for what can happen when there are germs, chemicals and nuclear materials for sale all over the world. We have American soldiers in Iraq who are letting off some rounds, throwing some grenades and playing on myspace, with the realistic understanding that they might die for their country. Then you have Islamic fanatics who are not only willing to die, but they want to die for the simple idea of what they believe in. All in the name if Allah! Islamic extremist are not to be fucked with. Palestine and Iraq will not tolerate with peace and order. Can we please accept the reality? This might sound contradicting, but I believe that the repression of women doesn't last forever. In the history of mankind, men have always tried to control women and it have always eventually failed. To repress the female gender is what the Islamic fundamentalist want and believe in. It's also what Nazi Germany believed in, and look at them now.

No more hugs!

Listen up dudes! Stop huggin' each other, okay? Just stop. I'm not homophobic and I'm very strong about my sexuality, but for the sake of the male gender, stop hugging each other. Alright! Male on male hugging expresses fake enthusiasm and poor people skills. It's flat out awkward. So, when you run into me at a bar, just shake my hand. No hugs! I also have a problem with the chest bumps. Stop it, okay? Fuckin' knock that shit off. Pronto! The chest bump is whack ass preppy-frat boy-college nonsense. Male on male hugging and the chest bump is an obnoxious invasion of privacy and it have never been socially acceptable. Get rid of it. I'm just sayin'.

Stop lying!

If you don't like liars, then keep it to yourself. I know you don't like liars. Who likes them? I'm tired of conversing with someone and then they say: "I don't like liars." Duh! Who does? It's such an empty statement. There's no thought behind it because nobody likes a liar. Liars don't even like liars because their in the same business. So for now on, don't publically announce the fact that you don't like liars because it's a universal knowledge among the human intelligence. I'm here to help!

I have a problem.

No, I have an "issue" or a "challenge." Have you noticed that shit? Nobody in America has problems anymore, only "issues" and "challenges." Relationships end because of "issues," not problems. People have mental "challenges" and physical "issues." Children have behavior "issues" and "challenges" coping with classmates at school, not problems. Mommy and daddy don't want someone to say little Billy has problems. Why does America insist on this soft fucking language? Well, I guess it's easier to deal with and refuse to accept reality. I don't tolerate this euphemistic language. I refuse to adopt it. It's fuckin' soft, okay? This is why America is getting soft :Language, It always gives it away. Politically correct bullshit! Not for me! I have trust problems, mental problems, money problems, heart problems, kidney problems, authority problems and a problem with society. Over and out.

More of my rants and raves.

I'm sure by now you know that I have zero tolerance for stupid bullshit, as far as; politics, media, celebrities, social problems, authority, life, etc. etc. You wanna know who's mothers I wish had medical plans which involved abortion? The Jonas Brothers. Fuck them! A promise bracelet to NOT have sex? What the fuck kind of bullshit is that? I thought the whole idea to become a famous-rich musician is to increase your chances of getting laid. "Lets not have sex." Get the fuck outta here Jonas Brothers.
John Walsh, the host of America's Most Wanted is another biological mistake who I wish didn't exist. He set up a whole network t.v show so he can turn America into abunch of rats and snitches. Fuck him! "We need your help." Fuck off John! And get rid of that leather jacket, you fuckin' coward. Let the cops find the bad guys, it's their job! I abide by the code of silence. Never cooperate with law enforcement.

It's not attitude.

I'm sick and fuckin' tired of people saying Perez Hilton has attitude while he's on Power 106 with Big Boy in the morning. Fuck Perez! That's another thing, I usually don't follow mainstream bullshit, but I actually liked Power 106 until Perez Hilton came on the show. People get snotty and attitude mixed up. Perez is snotty, he doesn't have attitude. Alright? Like a snotty little bitch. Wanna know what attitude is? I have a friend who beat the shit out of some guy while the guy was sleeping, broke his fuckin' face, didn't give the guy a chance to wake up, just started swinging. Because the guy did something that my friend didn't like. That's fuckin' attitude. Perez doesn't have that, he's just snotty. I bring this up because I want to express my thoughts on how I feel this country is getting soft. It's these baby-boomer professional mommy's who put a fucking helmet on their child every time the child looks at his tricycle. (When I ate shit, I got back on my bike and ignored the blood flowing down my head, maybe that's why I'm like this, but still, I'm not fuckin soft.) Then these kids grow up and they think people like Perez Hilton and these Red Carpet fashion-guru critics have attitude, when their only snotty. Snotty is soft!
These thoughts might be the reason I don't go to the expensive universities and why I'm not able to maintain a large circle of friends?!?!?

My out-look on "life."

I'm a biological mistake but also a medical miracle. I don't believe in politics, law enforcement, justice system and further more this government. I don't believe in the act of reproduction even though I like to engage in it, and I don't believe in the institution of marriage. I don't believe in modern technology or heavy industry but I have to take my hat off to modern medicine. I think this human game should have called it quits a long time ago. Were just planet earths guest, a failed mutation. I am completely fascinated by human behavior but completely repulsed by human beings. I like to sit back and recognize the decay and disintegration of society, but I have no intent to help or improve because I observe from a save distance. I am not emotionally attached to life because I simply don't care, I don't care or worry about money, bills, health, transportation, inventions, designer clothes, expensive restaurants, spelling words correctly or anything else man has created. I find it completely devastating how humans have to control everything, nature, countries, the planet, other people, animals, mammals, insects, rain forest, jungles, oceans, because in all reality, we will be instinct just like the 95% of every living specie that has ever stepped foot on this beautiful planet. I think we need to practice minding our own business. In the end, the reward is death. As you can see I am still investigating religion, but it's not a big deal to me. You may find this as hatred or suicidal, but it is neither of both, it's simply an understanding. I think we are a part of a higher order, something that the human mind will never have the mental capacity to ever understand. Maybe were a closed-end biological mistake, a failed mutation, an evolutionary cul-di-sac, or maybe it is all just an optical illusion.

Will it ever end?

Even though he was a freak of fucking nature and he liked to play with little boy's private parts, Michael Jackson was a mega-pop-superstar. He was, hands down, the king of pop, he mastered the art of dancing and he made very decent music. I'm actually kinda grateful for all this bullshit media frenzy about his death because it reminds me of all the famous people who I really don't want to die, not that I like them or give two shits about their existence, I just don't want to go through all this mindless bullshit coverage about funeral plans and everything else that comes along with famous people's death. If I had it my way, I would make sure all these self-centered celebrities lived forever, or at least I would procrastinate their death until after mine.

Oakland Raiders.

One of the best things I did for myself in the last five years, I told sports to go eat shit! Abunch of meat-heads, coked-out, roided-out tossing a ball at each other just falls about 50 yards short of interesting me. In contrary, when it comes to football, I root for the Oakland Raiders. Three reasons: I was born in Oakland, gotta root for my roots, ya know? Reason two: The colors are fuckin' solid; black and silver. There is nothing soft about black and silver. Reason number three is the most important. The Oakland Raiders hires abunch of castoffs, outlaws, criminals and fuck ups. They are avid at committing penalties, they get in alot of fights, they deliver alot of late hits and Al Davis told the rest of the NFL owners to go get fucked. I like that kind of shit. Oh, and the die hard Raider fans don't give a fuck. Straight ruthless! When I saw that video of the Raider Nation guy stabbing that dude in the stands, all I can think was-"Fuck yeah, that's the team for me!" If football had a team that lived on the out-skirts of society, it would be the Raiders, hands fuckin' down. It may not happen this season, but I think the Raiders will come back. However, if they don't come back, quite frankly, I don't give a fuck. Fuck sports!

Octomom

Fuck her! That's rite, fuck her ass to death. I mean that. You know what we should do to her? We should do something that those crazy mid-evil time motherfuckers never thought of. Tie her ass up-side down, then pore wet cement in her vagina and leave her to dry. I know, it's scientifically and biologically imposable, but it's a start. We'll make it a pay-per-view event. It'll be completely legal because she's also fucked up, and I believe in extreme capitol punishment, just kidding, but not really. However, lets get back to the genetic defect-Octomom. How can she do something like that? Bring fourteen unfortunate-fatherless people into this disgusting, evil, polluted thing we call "life." She's so desperate to become famous, she betrayed her own identity by trying to look like Brad Pitts wife, however the fuck you spell her name. And were supposed to help her out? Fuck that! Let those children grow up in such debauchery and filth so they can end up hating her, and hopefully they'll kill her. Like the Menendez brothers. Oh yeah, the children? Well, don't think I haven't thought of a flawless plan for our future criminals. I say, fly all fourteen of 'em out to the African Congo Jungle, and drop 'em. At least they'll stand a better chance surviving among the apes, snakes, lions, tigers, poisonous spiders and the tribal people, then they ever will with the non-stop bombardment from the media and the piece of shit mother of theirs. Talk about a reality show. And the doctor who allowed this to happen? Simple and old fashion, one bullet, shoot him between the fuckin' eyes!

Kidding rite?

Have you heard of the Empathy Breast? It might be old news for some, but here is goes: It's a wrap-around vest that has a pocket for placing the infants bottle in. Whats the big deal? When I first heard about it, I thought it was for mothers who cant produce breast milk. Boy, was I wrong! Check this shit out: It's for daddy! He puts it on so he can reenact an actual female breast feeding. Statistics show that when a mother breast feeds her baby, she grows a closer bond with the child. But the dad? How embarrassing. Just imagine going to a bar with your friends to watch the Clippers get their asses kicked, then you tell your drinking buds what kind of activities you engaged in with your new born. Poor guy. Talk about getting your ass kicked. That's what sports is for, and fishing, and strip clubs. Those are bonding activities for a father to do with his children. Not Empathy Breast's. When did this country lose it's edge?

Lorena Bobbitt

You know who should run for president? Lorena Bobbitt. Remember her? Shes that chick who cut off her husbands dick and drove around with it and eventually tossed it out the car window. Remember her now? She should run for president because she doesn't fuck around, she knows how to get the job done. We need someone like that running this country. Especially in a time of war! She knows how to hit someone where it counts. Good for her. It's time we have a female president. Fuck Hilary. Bobbitt for president.