Cats, Dogs, Men,Women

I'm going to point out the similarities between women and cats, and men and dogs. I'll also point out the differences from men and women.
I've never been a big fan of dogs. I don't dislike them, I just can't stand them. Difference. Alright. Dogs are not very smart. And don't give me this shit about how smart they are because the are easily trained. They are easily influenced by humans, not easily trained just because you teach them to roll over and play dead. That sounds like an informant to me. A snitch. Dog is mans best friend. Well duh! Don't we share alot in common? Dogs chase their own tail. Men chase tail. Dogs are territorial. Men will physically injure you if you look at his girlfriend. Dogs have no sense of time or direction. Men are always asking for the time and direction. A dog can be running down the hallway to his bowl of food then suddenly stop to lick his balls, and after a few minutes of doing that,when he's finished, he will forget what his mission was. Men can barely feed themselves without female assistance. Dogs are always looking for food, always humping your leg and always searching for a place to sleep. Man gets home from work, all he want to do is eat, fuck then sleep. Have you noticed that? Dogs and men are always hungry and horny. And we wonder why women call us dogs. Duh? Can't you see the symbolic message they are sending? Dogs are more likely to attack a human than cats are. Men get in alot more fight with each other than women do. Dogs are dependant on human assistance. Men depend on female assistance. Dogs run away from home. Men do to. Dogs cant survive on the streets as long as cats because of lack of survival instinct. Men don't live as long as women. That's a scientific fact. Cats can endure more torture than dogs. Women go through far more medical pain than men. Women go through giving birth, periods, menopause, ovarian cancer, breast cancer, menstrual cycle, hot flashes, miscarriages, and worst of all, putting up with the male gender. Females are by far the stronger gender. By far.
I have a particular liking for cats. Cats are independent, mysterious, ambitious, they have great hunting and survival skills and they nurture the wounded. Women are more independent of the two genders. Women are mysterious because men are always complaining about how they "don't know if she likes me." Women are ambitious because when they want something, they get it. They don't give up until they are victorious. Men give up all the time. Men have higher suicide rate. Women are, hands down, better hunters than men. A single mother will make sure her young has a full stomach before they go to bed. My mother is living proof. Female humans have far better survival skills that male humans. Do doubt. Women's biological chances of dieing sooner that men are greater, but yet, statistics show, women live longer in age. Women love and nurture all living things. Men kill and destroy livings thing for fun. Who do think is responsible for nuclear warfare, the ozone layer, world pollution, our DNA in outer space, rockets, missiles, bombs, guns, and every war in the history of human civilization? Let me help you out. It's not the gender of our mother's, sister's, grandma's and girlfriends. I'll tell you that much. When cats leave home, they always come home and they protect their young at all cost. Most mothers will always come home to her children, she will most likely never leave them. A mother will fight to the death to protect her children. Because, let me tel you folks, you do not want to fuck with my mothers cubs. Trust. Men leave their family and children all the time. I do not dispute the belief that if God exists, than it must be a man. A female God will not tolerate this out come. Women are the solid foundation for human life. Women can survive without men. Men can't survive without women. If women were running this world, we would be a whole lot closer to world peace. Please believe it.
I will end this note by saying I am not a feminist for all you civic-minded people. I think outside the box. And I form my own opinion on life.