The news is full of shit. We all know that. I have certain rules I follow. I never believe anything the tabloids and the news media tells me. Never. I have an intelligence and it's not to be insulted. So, I found some more bullshit that the news media criminals put together.
A child lost for five hours and found sleeping in the next door neighbors laundry room is not news. It's negligent parents who should feel lucky that some sex crazed-maniac child molester didn't come around and take him. Poor parenting skills is not news and should never be exploited by the media.
A cop stopping a liquor store robbery isn't news either. It's called a cop doing his fuckin' job. That's what they signed up for. That's what they get paid to do. I understand, it's very unlikely for a pig to do something he's getting paid for. But still, enough already. You don't hear on the news about a plumber fixing a toilet full poop. Do ya? No. So fuck a cop, and fuck him doing his job. Leave it off the air. It's not news.
Food eating contest at a state fair should never be shown on national television. It's disgusting and embarrassing that my fellow Americans behave that way. However, if it's a contest to see who can mainline the most Drano, then you got my attention. Until then, fuck a food eating contest. Gluttony is not news.
A belly-flop contest is not news at all. It's disgusting. Once again, it's humiliating and degrading to this country to show our citizens doing such activities on national television. Big fat white men jumping in a pool should never be captured on video camera. These men should be punished to the full extent of the law. Fuck belly-flop contests.
A sixth grade school teacher with the worlds larges G.I Joe action figure collection is a waste of my time, and it's not news worthy. Megan's Law should be investigating these men.
A magician setting a world record by holding his breath for a un-natural amount of time should not be on the news. It's not magic, it's not a talent. It's stupid. Breathing is a necessity. You know, oxygen? Remember that shit, oxygen? Intentionally cutting off your air is not a gift, it's flat out fuckin' stupid. Fuck David Blane!
Mailmen dressed up as Elvis Presley to up-lift people after 9/11 is meaningless. It's not news. Once again... publicity stunt! In fact, any Elvis impersonator needs to be put through extreme physical pain. When will these people get a life and let that fat junkie-greaseball rest in peace?
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