If you have been following my blogs and if you know me fairly well, then you might have noticed that I don't believe in the human race. I don't believe in us, just not a big fan! So, to defend that thought, I'll go on to say that I like to see people getting hurt, not emotionally, just physically. Remember, I don't like to hurt people, I just like to see these fuckin' twerps injure themselves. For instance, those rodeo fucks. Those prideful middle-America hicks who thinks it's remotely normal to jump on the back of a 1,500 pound bull and ride around on it. A bull! Okay? Bulls are powerful and much larger that people. The most entertaining part is when the bull establishes authority, and tosses the guy 15 feet in the air so his neck can stop his fall. I really start rooting for the bull when it comes back around and shoves his 11inch horn up the mans anal cavity. That's the best part. A full grown 1,500 pound pure-muscle bull is a force of nature that is not to be fucked with, alright? Does that really need to be explained?
People falling off bikes is also a good source of entertainment I like to witness. Think about it. You got this retired businessman-criminal enjoying his Sunday afternoon bike ride then it's rudely interrupted by a un-noticed small puddle of water that's on a slick surface of concrete. You know, it's one of those episodes you can almost predict. Just riding along and he slightly turns his handle bars, then....BOOM! Face plant, rite into the sidewalk. Doesn't even know what hit him. I have no remorse for shit like that, I just have to laugh. More to come.
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