Gun control

I support gun control if it would involve taking guns away from these white-country club, conservative-businessmen criminals who like to go hunting for amusement, while they talk about how their going to carve into this country and degrade it just a little more. Killing an animal for entertainment. Fuck, that's sad! In Aesop's Fables, there is a story called "the boys and the frogs", which goes: Some mischievous Boys were playing on the edge of a pond, and, catching sight of some Frogs swimming about in the shallow water, they began to amuse themselves by pelting them with stones, and they killed several of them.
At last one of the Frogs put his head out of the water and said, "Oh, stop! Stop! I beg of you: what is sport to you is death to us." * One man's meat is another's poison.
That's why I love to hear about animals attacking humans. I love it. I love to hear about a 13ft anaconda wrapping himself around some guys rib cage and squeezing him to death. Fuckin' love it! Or, when some family captures on their home video camera, a circus elephant going on a rampage and sending some dude flying several feet in the air with just one swing from it's trunk. The best part is when the footage shows every body screaming and pushing each other out of the way to get out of the circus tent. Once again, my favorite is when a full grown bull at a rodeo, relentlessly sinks his horn into some fuck-head cowboys lower intestine. But if I'm really lucky, then I'll get to see the bull drive his horn directly into the man's anal cavity. Jeez, that shits funny. Funny I tell you. Or, when.........Oh yeah. Gun control.
I'm tired of these self-important liberals who hide behind their children while they complain about gun safety. They say there needs to be more gun laws. In the name of their children. Weak! There is an estimated 200 million guns in this country. There is one child killed by a gun for every one million-plus guns. Which means, that is roughly 175 children under the age of ten die each year from guns. In any given year, there is one drowning of a child for every 11,000 residential pools in America. There is six million pools in this country, roughly, 550 kids under ten years old die annually by drowning. So do the math, folks. Guns dont kill people. Irresponsible, ignorant people with guns kill people. So, maybe you Volvo-driving left wings should be pressing the issue of swimming lessons, instead of gun control. 375 more kids die each year from drowning in a pool, then they to from gunplay. Until you wanna sign your child up for swimming lessons, shut the fuck up about your neighbors gun collection. I rest my case.