Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Letter from a fly.

Hey there, how's it going? I'm a fly. I'll keep this short because there's a pile of dog shit out front that I want to rub my face in. Alright, there's something I wanna talk to you people about :Fly swatters. We don't like 'em, we don't need 'em, get rid of 'em. Okay? Besides, we only live for a day. Let us enjoy our 24 hours of existence. Thanks. Plus, if you don't abide by our request, then we'll fly in your nose while your sleeping. We'll even fly in your mouth. We don't give a fuck.
Yours truly, Mr. Fly.

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