Kidding rite?

Have you heard of the Empathy Breast? It might be old news for some, but here is goes: It's a wrap-around vest that has a pocket for placing the infants bottle in. Whats the big deal? When I first heard about it, I thought it was for mothers who cant produce breast milk. Boy, was I wrong! Check this shit out: It's for daddy! He puts it on so he can reenact an actual female breast feeding. Statistics show that when a mother breast feeds her baby, she grows a closer bond with the child. But the dad? How embarrassing. Just imagine going to a bar with your friends to watch the Clippers get their asses kicked, then you tell your drinking buds what kind of activities you engaged in with your new born. Poor guy. Talk about getting your ass kicked. That's what sports is for, and fishing, and strip clubs. Those are bonding activities for a father to do with his children. Not Empathy Breast's. When did this country lose it's edge?