Singing and dancing shows.

Ready to hear me ramble on again? Okay, listen up people. T.V shows! Fuck!?!?! What the hell is going on with these competition shows with all the British hosts and judges? Is that really needed? These fuckin' accents. Whats it supposed to represent? Elegance? Proper? High class? Every show has them now: Dancing with the stars, So you think you can dance, American Idol. I'm tired of it! Ya see, I'm Irish, and the British has a history of invading, raping and killing my blood. They are as ruthless as the American history. I know, it's in the past, but it' still not needed on American television. These bucked-toothed long-necked hosts need to go back to their lame tea-parties. Alright, enough with that. Whats going on with these dancers? They cry more when they get good feedback from the judges and when they advance to the next level more than they cry when their told to get the fuck off stage. Nothing wrong with being emotional, but please, stop the tears and start the fuckin' performance. On, "So You Think You Can Dance," some girl came on stage, crying here eyes out, and she told the judges she cant go on with the competition any more because she got a movie contract through her agent. Seriously? I thought she was going to tell them the reason is because she was diagnosed with crotch cancer. These guys start crying because they have to cut their hair because one of the judges said something about it. Stop crying and start fuckin' dancing! Oh, and one more thing. On American Idol, stop it with these bullshit preview stories about the contestants great-grandma dieing from a squirl attack so they can gain sympathy. Get rid of it. And these hott ass wives trying to get sympathy points before they sing by bringing in a picture of their G.I Joe husband who got deployed to Iraq needs to stop. Did he die in Iraq yet? No!?!? Then shut the fuck up and sing a fuckin' song. Okay, I'm done!