Will it ever end?

Even though he was a freak of fucking nature and he liked to play with little boy's private parts, Michael Jackson was a mega-pop-superstar. He was, hands down, the king of pop, he mastered the art of dancing and he made very decent music. I'm actually kinda grateful for all this bullshit media frenzy about his death because it reminds me of all the famous people who I really don't want to die, not that I like them or give two shits about their existence, I just don't want to go through all this mindless bullshit coverage about funeral plans and everything else that comes along with famous people's death. If I had it my way, I would make sure all these self-centered celebrities lived forever, or at least I would procrastinate their death until after mine.