No more hugs!

Listen up dudes! Stop huggin' each other, okay? Just stop. I'm not homophobic and I'm very strong about my sexuality, but for the sake of the male gender, stop hugging each other. Alright! Male on male hugging expresses fake enthusiasm and poor people skills. It's flat out awkward. So, when you run into me at a bar, just shake my hand. No hugs! I also have a problem with the chest bumps. Stop it, okay? Fuckin' knock that shit off. Pronto! The chest bump is whack ass preppy-frat boy-college nonsense. Male on male hugging and the chest bump is an obnoxious invasion of privacy and it have never been socially acceptable. Get rid of it. I'm just sayin'.