Oakland Raiders.

One of the best things I did for myself in the last five years, I told sports to go eat shit! Abunch of meat-heads, coked-out, roided-out tossing a ball at each other just falls about 50 yards short of interesting me. In contrary, when it comes to football, I root for the Oakland Raiders. Three reasons: I was born in Oakland, gotta root for my roots, ya know? Reason two: The colors are fuckin' solid; black and silver. There is nothing soft about black and silver. Reason number three is the most important. The Oakland Raiders hires abunch of castoffs, outlaws, criminals and fuck ups. They are avid at committing penalties, they get in alot of fights, they deliver alot of late hits and Al Davis told the rest of the NFL owners to go get fucked. I like that kind of shit. Oh, and the die hard Raider fans don't give a fuck. Straight ruthless! When I saw that video of the Raider Nation guy stabbing that dude in the stands, all I can think was-"Fuck yeah, that's the team for me!" If football had a team that lived on the out-skirts of society, it would be the Raiders, hands fuckin' down. It may not happen this season, but I think the Raiders will come back. However, if they don't come back, quite frankly, I don't give a fuck. Fuck sports!